RetroSexual

bloodytales: (Link to article)

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:19:50 -0400

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gaylienz:dib: what if I told you that I liked someone?ZIM: it’d be pathetic and disgusting and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 07:18:46 -0400

dib: what if I told you that I liked someone?
ZIM: it’d be pathetic and disgusting and I wouldn’t want to hear about it
dib: what if I said it was you?
ZIM: …
ZIM: go on.

thelogicalloganipus: shameless-running-turtle: floralprintpussy:...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:27:04 -0400

thelogicalloganipus:

shameless-running-turtle:

floralprintpussy:

lokiwtf:

gallizfrey:

anneriawings:

siphersaysstuff:

honey-andrevolution:

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?! I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

this is so relevant to my interests

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.

DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction

scientists: “we haven’t seen a megalodon in quite some time now, let’s just hope it’s exstinct”

This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals

not-so-innocent-bi-sander: broadwaytheanimatedseries: floranna2: babesbooksandbattles: scdub: ba...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:28:41 -0400

not-so-innocent-bi-sander:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

floranna2:

babesbooksandbattles:

scdub:

babefield:

islandgod:

africanaquarian:

if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting

this shit dragged my ass within the first two lines of text, I’m done!

me as well

How did it know I have been maticulously watching my finances? How did it know that I hate my roommate and am in a stressful situation because she is the dirtiest person I’ve ever met? How did it know that I’m a year into a long distance relationship/ have constant feelings of loneliness??

How THE FUCK

That was wild

Oh

Original Character ask meme - Psychology edition~

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:17:44 -0400

robins-love-slave:

1: What’s your OC’s biggest insecurity and how would they react if someone pointed it out to them?

2: If your OC wants to buy a firearm, what it might be for?

3: Does your OC behave differently around different people, if so with whom and how?

4: Would your OC want to involve themselves in humanitarian work ? If yes, then for what? If not, then why not?

5: How would your OC generally react to someone being verbally abusive towards them for no apparent reason?

6: Does your OC have a realistic image of their own intelligence?

7: Does your OC have any irrational phobias?

8: How is/was your OC’s relationship with their parents?

9: Does your OC feel a pressure to achieve or are they content and calm with doing what they can at the moment?

10: Does your OC guard their emotions by being tough? If not how would they?

11: How would your OC react to hearing they’re adopted?

12: What is one of the most primary things your OC feels that is missing from their life?

13: What kind of situations does your OC avoid the most?

14: If your OC gets into a fight with their best friend, would they wait for their friend to make up with them, or would they try to make up with their friend?

15: Does your OC consider themselves a good person?

16: Is your OC good at giving others validation of their feelings and making them feel understood?

17: Does your OC suffer from any mental health issues?

18: What kind of intrapersonal values does your OC have? (values about their self, what makes them feel like a valid person)

19: What boosts your OC’s confidence the most?

20: Does your OC hurt others often unintentionally? If yes, how?

21: Does your OC hurt others often intentionally? If yes, how?

22: How does your OC usually show affection? Are they openly romantic or more restricted with their affectionate emotions?

23: Does your OC tend to hide something about their personality/essence when meeting new people? If yes, what?

24: How would your OC react if they got humiliated by someone in a group of people?

25: How would your OC process the grief caused by the death of a loved one?

26: What is the most intense thing your OC has been battling with?

27: Does your OC practise any kind of escapism? If yes, what kind?

28: How would your OC react if a bully stole their lunch money in high school?

29: How does your OC behave on the face of a conflict?

30: What makes your OC defensive quickest?

Terrible? Transformation Curses

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:15:31 -0400

horrificmemes:

Send my muse a curse to transform them for a day (or however long the mun/sender decides). Feel free to combine curses to create a terrible, or beautiful, monster!

Third Eye: The muse has an eye placed anywhere on their body that is often visible (forehead, chest, hand…) and this eye has the ability to see glimpses of the future, another dimension, and/or supernatural entities.

Horns: The muse has horns sprouting from their head. The size and number of horns is completely up to the sender!

Slither: The muse now has a long, serpentine tail and has lost the ability to walk on their legs.

Cloven hooves: The muse has to walk with a pair of hooves instead of feet. Add furry legs for a classic ‘satyr’ look if the sender wishes.

Lovely locks: Instead of hair, the muse now has … something else up there. Snakes, tentacles, spines, dripping slime - the sender can use their imagination!

Gaping Maw: If you have two mouths, can you eat twice as many tacos? Let’s hope. The muse has a second mouth placed anywhere on their body, either hidden or visible, and it’s full of razor sharp teeth.

Fangs: The muse’s ordinary mouth now sports sharp vampire-like fangs.

Jaws: Hell, since when is two sharp teeth enough? The muse now has an entire mouthful of razor fangs.

Scratch: Instead of fingernails, the muse now has long, pointed claws. Be careful with those things.

Thwump: Who doesn’t want a tail? Now the muse has their own tail. It can be cute and delicate or heavy and covered in spikes depending on the sender.

Hiss: The muse has a long, long tongue. Tapered or forked is up to you!

Porcupine: Porcupines are cute, but a little hazardous when annoyed. The muse now has sharp spines placed anywhere on their body (back, elbows, legs…).

Swamp beast: The muse can breathe easy under water with a new set of gills, and why not webbed fingers and toes to go with it?

Majestic birb: Now the muse has the power of flight with their own set of wings. Are they fluffy bird wings, leathery bat wings, or buzzing insect wings?

Piercing Gaze: Whatever the muse’s original eye color is, they now have something different and unusual. Pure black eyes, milky white eyes, bright red eyes - it’s up to the sender!

Snout: The muse has swapped noses with any type of creature. Give them a beak, a pig snout, a feline button nose, or even a canine muzzle.

Solid, Liquid, Gas: The muse’s entire body is made up of something other than flesh! Turn them into a gooey slime monster, a red-hot lava monster, a hard rock beast, or even a wisp of person-shaped fog.

Leathers and Feathers: The muse has more than just smooth skin now. Add some scales, feathers, fur, or an exoskeleton!

Size Difference: Grow or shrink the muse either a little bit or a whole lot.

Chameleon: Give the muse bright neon skin, wild colors of hair, or exotic stripes and patterns. Plaid? Go for it.

Useful Writing Resources

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:13:17 -0400

writing-prompt-s:

wordsnstuff:

This is an extensive list of resources for every problem you could come across while writing/planning/editing your novel. Use it well;)

{ *** } Indicate a Highly Reccommended Resource

Planning/outlining Your Work

How To Outline ***

Zigzag Method : Creating Plots

How to Plot a Romance Novel

Seven Great Sources of Conflict for Romances

Let’s talk about brainstorming

Writing Something With Meaning ***

Past Or Present Tense? : How To Decide

Writing Your Work

How To Write A Fabulous Chapter #1 ***

How to Build a Romance Thread in Your Story

The Big Book Of Writing Sex ***

6 Ways to Get Your Readers Shipping Like Crazy

Romance Writing Tips ***

20 Tips for Writing Lovable Romance Novel Heroes

7 Ways To Speed Up Your Writing ***

80+ Barriers to Love: A List of Ideas to Keep Romantic Tension High

9 Romance Writing Mistakes to Avoid

Removing the Creeps From Romance

19 Ways to Write Better Dialogue ***

50 Things Your Characters Can Do WHILE They Talk ***

How To Write Action And Fight Scenes

10 Steps To Write Arguments

9 Ways To Write Body Language

Writing Good Kissing Scenes

Writing Murders

Create And Control Tone ***

Tips for Writing Ghost Stories

Incorporating Flashbacks

12 Tips To Avoid Overwriting ***

Characters

Behind the Name

Top Baby Names

Looking for a name that means a certain thing? ***

7 Rules of Picking Names

Most Common Surnames ***

Minor Character Development

Writing Antagonists, Antiheroes and Villains

Characters With Enhanced Senses

5 Tips to Help You Introduce Characters

How Do You Describe a Character?

How To Write Child Characters

36 Core Values For Building Character

Questions To Answer When Creating Characters ***

4 Ways to Make Readers Instantly Loathe Your Character Descriptions

5 Ways to Keep Characters Consistent

Character Archetypes

25 Ways To Fuck With Your Characters

Building Platonic Relationships Between Female Characters

9 Simple and Powerful Ways to Write Body Language

33 Ways To Write Stronger Characters

Conveying Character Emotion

How to Make Readers Love an Unlikable Character…

How to Create Powerful Character Combos

How To Describe A Character’s Voice ***

Describing Clothing And Appearance ***

Career Masterpost ***

Creating Your Character’s Personality ***

Character Flaws ***

Editing

DON’T EDIT>>> REWRITE THE WHOLE THING FIRST

Ultimate Guide To Editing Each Aspect Of Your Work ***

Why You Would Read Your Novel Out Loud ***

Grammar and Punctuation ***

How To Write A Captivating First Sentence

10 Things Your Opening Chapter Should Do: A Check-List for Self-Editing ***

Saving Your Story: Finding Where It Went Wrong

How To Condense Without Losing Anything

The Stages Of Editing

Dialogue/Description Balance

3 Proofreading Tips

The Short Story Form

Chapter & Novel Lengths

Anatomy Of A Novel : Chapters and Parts ***

How To Write Chapter After Chapter Until You Have A Book ***

Where Chapter #2 Should Start

Step By Step Guide To Editing Your Draft

Writing Tool: CTRL-F (How And Why You Should Use It) ***

How To Kill A Character

25 Steps To Edit The Unmerciful Suck Out Of Your Story

5 Ways To Make Your Novel Helplessly Addictive ***

Setting

{Setting} How To Describe Setting In Your Stories ***

20 Questions To Enhance Setting

How To Bring Your Setting To Life

Miscellaneous Resources You Can Use In Between

How to Write from a Guy’s POV

The Emotional Wounds Thesaurus

Text To Speech Reader

Compare Character Heights

A Visual Dictionary of Tops

Writers Helping Writers

7 Tricks To Imrove Your Writing Overnight

Work Out/ Word Count : Exercise Between Writing ***

Most Important Writing Tips ***

Let’s talk about diversity in novels

Letting Go Of Your Story

Keeping A Healthy Writing Schedule And Avoiding Procrastination ***

How To Create A Good Book Cover

Write or Die

Tip of my Tongue

Character Traits Form

Online Thesaurus

Writing Sketchy/Medical/Law

Coma: Types, Causes, etc

Tips for writing blood loss

Gunshot Wound Care

Examples of Hospital Forms

Common Legal Questions

The Writer’s Forensics Blog

Brain Injury Legal Guide

Types of Surgical Operations

Types of Mental Health Problems

A Day in the Life of a Mental Hospital Patient

Global Black Market Information ***

Crime Scene Science

Examining Mob Mentality

How Street Gangs Work

Writers’ Block Help/ Productivity

Story Plot Generator

@aveeragemusings ‘ Cure To Writers’ Block ***

50 Romance Plot Ideas

Reading Like A Writer ***

Defeat Writers’ Block

Writing In A Bad Mood ***

Writers Block

When You’ve Lost Motivation To Write A Novel ***

What To Do When The Words Won’t Flow ***

9 Ways To Be A More Productive Writer

“I Cannot Write A Good Sentence Today” (How To Get Over It) ***

Real Writing Advice ***

Info You Need To Know & Words You Didn’t Think Of

A Writer’s Thesaurus ***

Words To Describe… ***

Words & Phrases To Use In Your Sex Scenes ***

Colors (An Extensive List Of Colors)

List Of Kinks & Fetishes ***

List Of Elemental Abilities

inkarnate.com : World Creator And Map Maker For Your Imaginary Setting

Body Language Phrases

List Of Legendary Creatures

How To Write Magic

Hairstyle References

Hemingway : Writing Checker

Body Types: Words To Describe Bodies and How They Move Around

Poisonous Herbs and Plants ***

The Psychology of Color

The Meaning behind Rose color

Types of Swords

Color Symbolism

How a handgun works

How to Write a Eulogy

Types of Crying

Avoiding LGBTQ Stereotypes ***

Superstitions and More

The 12 Common Archetypes

Language of Flowers

12 Realistic Woman Body Shapes

Using Feedback And Reviews

Turning Negative Reviews Into Positive Ones ***

Proofreading Marks : Easy Symbols To Make Reviewing/Feedback Easier ***

Authonomy
Teen Ink
Figment
Fiction Press
ReviewFuse

These Are Trusted Critique Sites ;)

For all the writers out there. Please reblog this!

playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:15:41 -0400

playing-hero:

lunette3002:

fashionf-u-c-ks:

None

OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:15:33 -0400

playing-hero:

lunette3002:

fashionf-u-c-ks:

None

OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

hamotzi: a comic about john and dave meeting through an mmorpg...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 04:14:02 -0400

hamotzi:

a comic about john and dave meeting through an mmorpg for a johndave fanzine!! check it out here!

Okay okay so you know how the plot of the game is to woo the monsters? What if the monsters woo you! I know the limit is for but I don’t wanna make too much work so how about just Damien and Vera?

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 02:24:33 -0400

so like hear me out this is the only ask i am doing all six monsters for because christ i can leave out any of them tbh it just isnt fair. im writing headcanons on how they try to woo you!

Damien:

- Slightly protective of you, really

- If anyone tries to pick a fight with you, he is absolutely there to defend you

- Calls you pet names religiously

- ABSOLUTELY makes you a switchblade that’s engraved with your name

- Lends you his jacket if you even THINK about mentioning that you’re may be cold

- Acts like a boyfriend to be honest

Vera:

- Leaves you gifts

- Compliments you frequently

- You’re trying to pay for lunch?? No.

- You’re trying to pay for clothing? No.

- Around you a lot, really

- Blushes very easily if you compliment her back

Polly:

- VERY clingy

- Always touching you in someway

- Invites you to every party as her date/+1

- Always making sure you’re happy

- Makes up nicknames that are unique to you

Liam:

- With your permission, he takes a lot of pictures of you

- Also pays for you lunch daily

- Calls you “darling” and such

- Honestly? He’s very suave about the whole thing

- Probably looks up tips and tricks to woo you successfully

Miranda:

- Protective as all hell, really

- She honestly hires royal guards just to keep an eye on you

- Kind of possessive in a caring way

- Very doe eyed around you

- Frequently looks at you like you’re the whole world

Scott:

- Very blushy around you

- Tail wags unbelievably fast when you’re near him

- When he hears your voice/hears something about you, his ears perk up immediately

- Tries his best to make conversation with you just so he can hear you speak

- Doodles your name and his in a heart on all of his work, to be honest

- He’s the most obvious with his infatuation

- Follows you around like a love sick puppy

Who can blame them for acting this way when you’re so damn amazing?

Liam Secret Ending: Yaoi Master

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 02:17:20 -0400

imaginative-pixie:

After nearly 12 hours of trying, I finally figured out what triggers everything in this ending and got it for myself.
Start the game out with good standings in Boldness, Charm, and Smarts.
In the morning of the first week, appeal to Liam
That afternoon, sit with Damien at lunch and appeal to him
Go to the gym that evening, Damien will appear later followed by Liam, appeal to Liam
Continue to appeal to Liam all throughout
Liam will follow up the next evening, another event will trigger wherever you meet him as he asks for tips on making the best yaoi
The option will involve boldness and charm, I picked the top one, which was charm
In the 3rd weeks evening, there will be another event. (i did almost all the events in the classroom)
Choose boldness or charm answers (I chose charm)
As the evening of week 6 rolls around, an event is triggered for the plotline
Boldness and Charm answers again (I chose charm, which involves getting intimate with him ;) )
Ask Liam to Prom.
Feel free to let me know if this works for you!

lumnch: My neighbor kid: HIII!!! HEEYYYYY, WHY ARE YOU- starts running towards me very fast WHY’S...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 16:55:22 -0400

lumnch:

My neighbor kid: HIII!!! HEEYYYYY, WHY ARE YOU- *starts running towards me very fast* WHY’S YOUR HAIR PINK???

Me, frantically struggling to unlock my front door: I don’t know!!!

dogtit: traceexcalibur: I took a DND personality quiz and it...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 03:38:53 -0400

dogtit:

traceexcalibur:

I took a DND personality quiz and it fuckin nailed it

seems about right im a fuckin Noodle

thequeenofsunflowers: $20 Tuesday Like/reblog to find...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 18:47:48 -0400

thequeenofsunflowers:

$20 Tuesday

Like/reblog to find $20

Like/reblog on a Tuesday to find extra money

when the druid needs to make ends meet

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 02:28:56 -0400

thegmsighs:

Dude hmu w/ some stardew mods pls!!

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 21:55:26 -0400

In terms of base game play, I’d definitely recommend the following:

Longevity- Essentially makes the game more worth playing past the first two years. Adds taxes (which can be disabled), Dynamic NPC clothing, more crops, and expands the dialogue (currently I think only with Abigail?)
Part of the Community- Makes it easier to gain passive friendship so everyone in town doesn’t think you’re the biggest jackhole in Winter bc you’re too busy waiting outside your LI’s house to talk to them
Cooking Skill- Just makes cooking feel actually worth it imo
Birthday mod- I’ve not used yet but it gives you the option to set a birthday bc literally everyone has a birthday in the game… except for you.
Love Letters: I made this mod; essentially it adds letters from LIs; they’ll send the player presents, followups from events, and just check in. They also will give a subtle hint on how to trigger their heart events so it seems more natural than having to wiki that shit.

You will need SMAPI to download these, but the files will tell you how (I think Longevity also requires content patcher and Seasonal Immersion; it’s a hassle but it definitely improves the game).

There’s a bunch of dialogue improvement mods as well, because the villagers tend to talk about the same shit for the entire fuckin’ season.

For Aesthetic and Customization:

More Hair- I actually made this mod (maybe I’ll update it one day). All it does is give more hair customization options
Get Dressed- Lets you customize your outfit/appearance post-intro. It’s nice if you want that Immersion™.
Seasonal Victorian Buildings- Makes your farm look fancy and also your houses/buildings will be affected by the season (so like in winter there’ll be snow n shit on your roof etc. etc.).
Recolor of grass/dirt- There’s a lot of these; I use this one because it feels less eye blinding than the normal yellow and lime terrain.
Portrait mods- There’s a shit ton out there; just google them lol. I will tell you this though; not many are completed just because of the sheer immensity of portraits in game. Many modders lose interest or just don’t want to finish them. Assuming you’re the anon from before, here’s a link to where my mod is still downloadable (I removed it from the Nexus because people are assholes).

**Edit: I finished my portrait mod, so it’s officially complete. Available here.

Finally, in terms of just UI and Quality-of-Life

UI Info Suite- Gives you info without making you feel like you’re cheating
Experience Bars- Lets you see how much exp. until you reach the next level of a skill.

thashasta: how my first time in the mines playing stardew valley went“Lol, look at this wormy bug...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 21:53:33 -0400

thashasta:

how my first time in the mines playing stardew valley went
“Lol, look at this wormy bug thing it’s kinda cute”
…
“What’s it doing now?”
…
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[SCREAMS OF HORROR]

roses-likethis: marvelismylife: totheonedegree: schrodingers-child: cosmic-noir: princedhunglow...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 13:17:17 -0400

roses-likethis:

marvelismylife:

totheonedegree:

schrodingers-child:

cosmic-noir:

princedhunglow:

anttom2016:

yeaimcoollikethat:

thecrybabbles:

brownsugargeisha:

astripperstory:

stoicdaydreamer:

qslay:

sakuyandere:

perlexnoire:

bluhippy:

jaxblade:

jaxblade:

jaxblade:

albertothechihuahua:

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Hot Chocolate (Connor Murphy x Reader)

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 01:03:56 -0400

aggressivelywaving:

requested? nah

word count: 3k-ish

a/n: ok this is really poorly paced but i absolutely love it and it’s probably my favorite thing I’ve ever written, so.

warnings: fluff, cussing, jared kleinman, mentions of a fight, and really really ooc connor, also a mention of caffeine addiction

“y/n, you deadass need to just grow a pair and ask him out,” Jared’s cocky remark snapped you out of your long gaze at Connor. You weren’t exactly staring, just looking around the cafeteria and letting your eyes linger on Connor for an extra several seconds. Sometimes he glanced up in your direction and you made eye contact, making him flash that stupid, handsome crooked grin of his that drove you absolutely crazy. All you could do was throw him an awkward, almost smile and dart your eyes away from him.

You’d started noticing his behavior to progressively start getting better a few months ago, towards the beginning of the year. He started acting a little less hostile towards people, and he started trying to fix things. He even made it onto the A honor roll this past semester, which shocked everybody, even him. Of course, you had to be the one that practically fell hopelessly in love with him. Connor Murphy, of all people.

“Christmas break starts tomorrow and you never know, y/n. That’s two long weeks that he’s probably going to spend looking for someone else,” you sighed. For once, Jared actually had a point. Connor was actually starting to become a nice person to be around it seemed like, but of course, he had his days. You were absolutely sure he would’ve found someone by now, but he hasn’t.

“I can’t just do it, Jared. I have to gain a platonic relationship, y’know? Like in eighth grade when you and I thought it would be a good idea to make out behind a dumpster. We were best friends already so it made it 80 times better,”

“You thought that that was remotely good?”

“80 times 0 is 0, Jared,” he snorted. The two of you continued to discuss several impossible scenarios that could happen in the next 4 hours to have you and Connor making out by 3 o’clock Monday afternoon. Soon enough, the bell rang and you and Jared parted ways towards the last 3 classes of the first semester.

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